and trust me i need no booty pop lessons
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
This girl brought half a watermelon to class. I want to be on her level.
I'm sitting on the patient chair, waiting for my vagina to be violated & "i don't want to miss a thing" has been playing on repeat. WHY IS THIS HAPPENING TO ME.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
you dragged me by my throat over to the shots. this is a new level of alcoholism..
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Also... I'm unsure what to do with my face while someone is choking me during sex. Like I feel like its hard to look flattering.
Until you have had Country Grammar stuck in your head whilst writing a Supreme Court brief you've never lived.
BILL GATES DONALD TRUMP LET ME IN NOW
He can't just hit it and quit it and then eat your pop tarts on his way out.
There were containers of weed in the piñata. How much more Colorado does it get
I'm a full-grown woman and thusly I expect my sphincters to behave themselves.
Somehow my boobs came up in conversation AGAIN last night and I'm still not getting laid...
and by running errands I mean eating an entire bag of milanos by myself in the Walmart parking lot
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