Do I give off a "I have a sex tape" vibe???
no more stoned jack in the box. this is the third night in a row.
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
he just put it in my mouth and said "go"
you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
naighbors jacking off again. i swear its his friday night ritual, its like he knows the night wont be ending in his favor
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
My dinner was lean cuisine and tequila. Aaaaaand I need a boyfriend.
I should show up to the gym drunk more often. I felt like i really motivated all the fat people.
Please send me a thumbs up pic afterwards. No homo. After you've redressed and are heading for the walk of shame out of course
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Her alarm in the morning was Best Day Ever from Spongebob. I'm have lots of conflicting feelings right now...
You're right, I'd say my real all time low was when I let that fifteen-year-old feel my boob.
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