I just tried to drunkenly fart the beat of Disturbia by Rihanna
she looks like someone took a bunch of spare parts and glued them all on one face. it's quite horrifying.
i literally laid in bad for an hour last night thinking of what i'm going to name my cats when i become a cat lady.
I forgot how hot balto sounded
Ok forget what i said about christmas break being awful. Chasing shots with fudge
so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
He decided not to draw dicks on my face when I passed out because he was afraid I'd retaliate and superglue his dick to his stomach....he knows me too well.
Vodka @ 9pm. Library. Nothing can go wrong, I promise.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
My bar tender texts me around 5ish and ask what I feel like, so it's ready for me when I get home. All star service.
Dude. You are the LAST person that should live above a bar.
I need five more minutes of sobbing.. AND THEN I will get back to studying
He handed me a beer to drink as he went down on me. I want to keep him
starting to feel like a fuck wizard with a magical sixth sense for people fucking.
it’s not easy to sexualize brunch. work with me, babe.
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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