I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
Srsly this has gone to far. Just broke my nose on the toilet. College bars.
Great way to live...just blowing loads on upholstery
I think I met somebody from your birthday this past weekend. He said I held a push up contest outside the bar and told them I would make out with the winner. He said he won..
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
I feel like he has a double life, why was he walking around at 3 am with a backpack?
New low. I just threw up in the shower at 4pm. Nothing like leaving behind my 20s with class.
I just got my evaluation. My manager told me he hated my guts and pretty much wanted to stab me in the face. Then he gave me an "exceeds expectations" on pretty much everything and a raise.
I have no idea how but i got a hold of a blue food dye packet. And proceeded to rub it all over my tits. So yeah i'd say its safe to say i'll be known as smurfette for a while
I'm just a little concerned for your well being... and your penis too I suppose.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I had mediocre parking lot sex last night so the night wasn't a complete bust.
I'm licking blood from my knuckles and I still haven't found my car keys..are you in town tonight?
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