i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
Well, I guess that settles the question of how thick the walls are in my building.
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
So yes, he's hot, a scorpio, an artist and a perfect cock. I think my bi train just arrived in gay town.
Just watched a drunk girl hand her valet ticket to a cop and walk away.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
He just took a bite of each taco bell burrito and hid them throughout my apartment. this was 2 weeks ago and have found 30 burritos so far
I woke up to an alarm on my phone that said "Buy Plan B" and then the guy offered me a hairbrush... which seemed polite at the time
Yes but funny for a 45 year old hell bent on reliving her college days by giving body shots and hand jobs. Not necessarily in that order
Damn, well, it could always be worse
For sure, I could be a prison bitch right now. Thursdays aren't half bad
A penis isn't a time share. I want to own not rent.
He's two decades older than you. Remember how you said you wish you lived in the 70s? HE DID.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Dude chill patience is a virtue.
WHY DOES PATIENCE HAVE TO BE A VIRTUE, WHY CAN'T HURRY THE FUCK UP BE A VIRTUE?
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