He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
In case you come back to the room and i'm not here, yes there's a cup filled with gravy in the microwave. Just take it out if you need to heat something.
Come down. You're the next contestant on this bowl.
I'm playing a little game called "how many shots of jack can I take before I become a shit show tonight". All front row seats are sold out.
what customs doesn't know wont hurt them
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
Hungover in church. I can feel stained glass Jesus judging me.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
You said you liked how I put the cream cheese on.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Captain Morgan does not know self control. Nor does he teach it.
He was awesome with her today. I can't say that it didn't make my Fallopian tubes sing "The Hills Are Alive."
First morning at school this semester and I threw up in a bush during my walk of shame.
I don't know how a coffee date turned into road head. But hey
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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