I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Everybody was literally kung fu fighting
Don't worry we found her. Somehow she ended up on my roof with 2 bar stools
You should seriously consider super glueing your knees together
The power of my vagina can withstand any attempt of celibacy
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
Did your surprise acid trip turn out well?
Apparently while fucking a girl in the ass last night I cracked a molar, trying to find a dentist now.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I left the brick of cheese in your car! Keep it at Moderate Temp! It's my precious!
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
Right now you and beer are my only friends.
After we banged he volunteered to ducksit while I went to work. I think that's true love.
She can be as judgemental as she wants. But she thinks the female orgasm is a myth so who is really winning here...
My mom just used the chap stick I used right after giving him a blow job. I am a horrible daughter :(
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