He's totally hot and awesome. And he's a Democrat
Good, so he won't mind when you kill the baby.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
I wish they made portable blow up dolls for girls.
It's called a dildo, genius. Go to sleep.
The second he texted me with "*dry humps you!*" I knew any relationship we might have had was over.
In my 8 am class there was a pack of birth control on the board with a note saying, "Some dude somewhere is unhappy."
I wrote and sealed my mom's mothers day card last night while intoxicated.. should i put it in the maibox
without a question
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
I don't think boys are aware how difficult it is to take a picture of your own ass.
My main goal for tomorrow night is to make it back into my own bed
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
I wish I saved his nudes so I could anonymously submit them to his tumblr
And he's a cuddle champ. I know because I slept over because I don't know what boundaries are.
Omg. I just remembered my underwear is in my wallet
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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