He just screamed at her, "if you pass out i am still having sex with you!!!" In front of the entire party.
I was to drunk to drive all the way up there, so we just had rough phone sex instead
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
I took it to a new level. I'm procrastinating taking my adderall. Hate finals week.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
Sorry no. I've already promised my first single hookup to somebody.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
You drink it until you puke in a vent one time and it's ruined forever.
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
When you licked the fourth stranger's cheek the bar tender pretty much ordered us to get you out.
I feel like I'm in high school again. I'm completely sober and I just gave some guy a handjob to completion.
danced like there was no tomorrow. surprise. there's a tomorrow
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
She's throwing a party for a guy that just got out of rehab?
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