You're only the seventh guy she's ever kissed. Somesones gunna get EPICALLY stalked
her dad is making me watch Glen Beck, i only agreed because i penetrated his daughter earlier.
you made your own hammock out of a towel and duct tape.
We didn't have beer, so we played mini-beer pong with shots and frozen peas.
Who is Katie and why do we have her birthday cake?
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
We can't BOTH have terrible sex lives. Get fucked or throw him out.
I've never seen an uncircumcised dick in real life and the internet indicates I don't want to.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
Drunkenly, I gave him a molly instead of an aleve so A) I'm still looking for him and B) I'm not sure about his headache.
I'm just waiting for the avalanche of beef.
I was eating pickles straight from a jar, contemplating doing something productive. What did I miss?
is it bad that im laying on a beach towel in my room with my lights on high pretending to be tanning on the beach in the summer?
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
really enjoying the fact I don't remember how the staff party ended. feel like I need to shame drink today
feel at noon?
Randomize
