You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
Hes a 32 yr old divorced sailor that calls me almost every night drunk begging me to call him big daddy. I think i might need to change my number.
I just found your credit card inside the bag of chips
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I don't care who it's from we're getting blown. It's a 3 day weekend anything can happen
Do you know how to give stiches?
I do not...this text concerns me
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
Preparing for the bar exam has made my whatever disorder you said I have act up again
So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I'll take care of you. Just let me pee on this old white person's car first.
I need to sanitize my soul.
Like not to be gross, he was eating me out while I was smoking a bowl. It was like a rap video
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
I don’t care that he’s a decade younger. He’s cute and I need a good penising
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