I swear if I see one more guy in a v-neck and fedora I'm going to punch someone in the balls. This is philly, you're not supposed to look like Ryan Cabrera
Just remember that she is a giant dick-sucking forehead and you are better than that.
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
You text him a porn site address and said GOODBYE ... I think he got the hint
I found a phone book at the party and started calling everyone with my last name asking if they wanted to form a club. I'm meeting one for brunch tomorrow...
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
Totally just drove past you riding your bike. I was like damn, that looks like a cute little hipster boy, and then I realized it was you and that I'd already banged you and it kinda made my day. I hope you're well. Come over soon?
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
Before consuming her Waffle House she did a few deep breaths and cleared the table to "prepare herself for this"
It's taking every bit of my restraint not to go to the store and buy chips and cake and like steal someone's dog. PMS is so weird.
When the state fair security guard came to yell at her for having outside food and drink she threatened to kick him if he tried to stop her and then she proceeded to chug the whole bottle.
classic
So nothing to worry about, but i'm probly going to jail soon, just thought i should let you know so you didn't worry. Bye!
I’m excited to finally meet my stalkee and his penis!
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