Things overheard in WeHo: "Just drink a corona and eat some ass, you won't be hungry anymore"
I thought she was going to get passionate and throw her on the bed and fuck her, but she just started breaking stuff.
That's the thing about women.
Have you ever secretly resented a girl for wanting to have sex when all you really wanted to do was rub one out and go to sleep?
hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
I admit it's going to be hard to top a limo orgy and Mcnuggets....but I have faith in you
i gave him a hand job with one hand and held the 40 with the other. this is like freshman year all over again.
yep. it's official. for $40 they will let you lick the stripper pole.
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
Unintentional and slightly frustrating adventures are basically all I'm good for. Expect heart palpitations, cheap food, and homeless men serenading us.
You don't know how emotionally damaged I am from crashing into that park maintenance van. I'll never ride a bike because of it.
We had sex to beyonce's "drunk in love" and then he order me pizza. It was perf
His mom came while we were asleep naked and started asking me about my plans after high school... Is that even a thing.
If you were to to ask if I just hid 4 shooters or Jameson it my bra and panties the anwer would be yes, yes I did
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