worst experience of my life. her nipples were sick. kinda like a venn diagram
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
class
he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
Buying weed on Christmas. Gotta love Jewish drug dealers
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
You are going to come home to a suitcase in the fridge. Just go with it.
Did I tell you I bit someone's arm for you last night
Let's get matching tattoos, something that resembles our friendship
A tequila worm?
It was going very smoothly until she noticed my boner of hope.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Does going to a local bar count as taking part in Small Business Saturday? Asking for a friend
Can you get winded from lip syncing? I don't know how Britney does it
I found my bra I wore on Friday night...he fucked the underwire out of it
hahahahaha
I never thought I'd be on my couch watching Star Trek, getting my tits rubbed while crying.
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