i don't know how boys match. i think shoes & belt are the only thing. it doesn't matter. i just know if they look stupid.
like why cant he just admit that he still wants to fuck me even though im underage
My life has become a never ending game of 'illegal or just frowned upon?'
It's 4PM and I'm finally awake.. I'm covered in dog fur and shame. I'd say it counts as a good night.
HOW DID YOU GET DEPORTED FROM THE BAHAMAS
Getting haircut. The stylist asked about the body paint dried in my hair. I told her there was prob glitter, too. It was a fun night!
Shoot me. Oh my god shoot me. My moms ex "likes assholes"
Well you were already wet from trying to drink straight from the faucet, so I just put you in the bathtub with a pillow and called it a night
He even wore it to bed. What the hell. He's too excited about that goddamn costume.
Using my graduation announcement box as a table to roll a blunt on. I've official stopped giving a shit about senior year
She told me having sex was our civic duty. How can I not love her?
Got 2 free lines of blow from some random guys on the side of 13th street.....how's your Sunday going?
I have to sleep with him. We're too much alike. It's like clash of the titans, except instead of clashing, he's putting it in me.
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
My professor congratulated me on turning my assignment in early. I didn't have the heart to tell him I only passed it in early cause my sex plans got canceled for the night.
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