nosebleed girl is getting lots of praise
i think i may have caused an international incident at the french embassy, just fyi
hahaha how?
its a long story involving a horse trailer and some shrubbery
can you buy anything in the cafeteria for less than $2? I spent the last of my laundry money on a chia pet
There's a sign at Bashas for 30% off of 6 bottles of wine in Friday. That seems like a personal challenge.
this is the second time this week i got a blowjob from a crying girl.
she made out with a stripper. how was scrabble night with your girlfriend
Just hooked up with a girl I met in line at Taco Bell. I told you leave me to do my own thing and I'll get it in
its sad that I know 23 beers will fit into my purse
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
You both snapchatted me that. Like, I just got a double dose of penis pastry.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
One minute we're singing Wagon Wheel, and the next you're belly dancing in a trash bag on the beer pong table
Sex. Target parking lot. I really am the mayor.
my mom is drunk and is trying to get me to take a picture of her ass. what is life?
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