You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I just wnated to let you know that I laminated my history notes so i can study in the shower.
He doesn't make grammatical errors. Even while getting head.
I'm thinking we can stop tracking my sex life by the hotels I've hooked up in and instead use bar bathrooms I've gotten head in.
Someone apparently named 'eleaw' just text me asking if I had fun last night.
My mom just invited me to come with them on their honeymoon to Mexico this summer. And I got a Bump-It in my stocking.
Pass the awkward sauce please.
I'm drowning in it here
It's my vagina- remember its magical and yes I just did mini spirit fingers
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
That was the second worst thing to happen to my asshole.
I need you to ship me a penis cookie care package.
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Went to my bottom drawer for my stash , gone just a note says thanks sucker love dad
HE’S PUKING UP BLOOD
okay all good I mistook strawberita for blood...
I kinda just want to steal him and keep him forever
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