The human being growing inside of her was a mistake. Lets just hope the boyfriend isn't.
she had the hairiest bush ive ever seen. it looked like a spoiled head of lettuce.
Um, I don't really remember much about the event... and then I woke up on the metro..
right as i was about to introduce them she goes "old fuck buddy, meet new fuck buddy."
Please. Last time I saw him I awkwardly pulled his rat tail until it got too weird
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Found out people don't like it when you get drunk at fundraising auctions and bid in foreign currencies.
But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
We are such grown women, dealing with life's problems one shower beer and reckless makeout session at a time.
he's a mother fucking interior design major!! we boned and fell asleep and now we're laying in bed discussing what color i should paint my room. i'm marrying him
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
Everything is fine, it's not hung over in here at all\n\n*Narrator* *but in fact everything was not fine*
can you come here so we can have really loud sex? the girl upstairs walks so loud i want her to know how it feels
of course
Why do I always have at least 8 men with whom I am conducting some sort of poorly planned love experiment?
The air taste purple.
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