how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
never have phone sex with a hardcore republican during this health care crisis . just dont.
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
I had his cock in my mouth and he still wouldn't shut up about Star Wars.
i'm pretty sure they aren't charging me for that window i broke with a turkey sandwich while i was hammered.
If tjhis were a lake full of vodka and i were a ducl Id swim my way down and ddrink my way up
I feel like I can hear facebook. What did we smoke?
he's hot he just has too much baggage, and has really fucking skinny ankles which freaks me out
you aren't having sex with his ankles, As long as knee caps and above are good, i'd go for it
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I'll answer your question with a question: Are you gonna be too high?
And he listens to me when I talk to him like the hulk.
Chili is not acceptable fuck buddy food.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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