my dad just encouraged me to do a kegstand
Admittedly I was a little ambitious with some of the positions but you walked in during the worst of it.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
She thought someone was breaking in but when I said it was me she got even angrier and threw a coffee mug at my head.
They can't keep moving my court date back, i dont know if I'll survive another one of these going away to jail parties.
Their was just 7 people standing outside eating a costco chicken, definitley at the right party
It's isn't revenge sex until you've cum on her porcelain doll collection.
I mean nobody wants to admit they ate 9 cans of ravioli but i did and i am not ashamed of myself
Well i think matt shit his pants so ill mark that as a W
You have ruined sex with him for me. Now all I think is "boy scout" and I want to go home
Just got a Lifeproof case for Christmas so hold on and tell me how my shower nudes look
We popped the air mattress last night via sex and we just kept going but it feels like I have a bruise on every vertebrae
Being home for break is weird, just had a full convo with my dad about what I wanted for dinner, while a dildo was on top of me under my comforter
Oh my God it's like my cock was dipped in lava
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
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