with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
In retrospect, pretending to punch a 9 year old girl in the face was a terrible analogy to use in a piano lesson.
Hard to imagine a reason apart from blow jobs that I'm awake at 530 am.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
U just looked at me and said "wake me up when I'm done eating"
I have started doing my homework in bars. It just feels right.
I just puked while everyone was releasing balloons. Im to hungover for this memoial service. Rest in peace great gramps.
Is moral bankruptcy something you need to file for?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
Yeah when I texted her last night the only response I got was "stoned eating cobbler."
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
what do you mean he's functionally heterosexual
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
Listen, I love you but you cannot refer to your dick as the holy sister anymore
Randomize
