So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I must say, I don't like the act of throwing up, but the feeling after is quite delightful
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
Nothing says Christmas like gin and tears.
I'm ready for this little girl to leave so I can hit the bong already
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
I would have to gauge my vagina to make it fit.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
got one for peeing in public....called the cop a donut dunking communist...should be a fun court appearance
Dude that soap I drank last night is fucking killing me.
when he pulled his cock out I told him he'd brought a knife to a sword fight
what the hell is that chicken wire thing she's holding?
An artistic expression of her stupidity.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
Nate is still in lock up because when the cop informed me he'd shit his pants in the squad car I declined to post bail.
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