my head feels like I tried to put alcohol out of business last night
Do you remember peeing on the wall and then yelling at us to stop looking at your dick?
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
Thanks for the ave Maria song you left on my phone that lasted for TEN minutes.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
Some old truck driver just made me smell his beard I hope tonight turns out better
walk of shame to my ortho appointment. kids are staring. this little girl just asked her mom if she can havr glitter in her hair too.
I will be naked everywhere
You're getting spoiled, you better send me at least a side boob pic if you wanna see my dick dressed up as Davie Crockett.
New war strategy! The ex-girlfriend of my ex-girlfriend is now my twice a week booty call!
All I know for sure is, I went to bed drunk and I woke up in a relationship..I think I need to reevaluate my drinking skills.
I kind of really want to call off the engagement but I kind of need his mom's mashed potatoes on thanksgiving so I'm between a rock & a hard place here
congrats on being the token straight people in our group.
Would it be totally wrong, that in honor of princess leias death, I role played as her??
I need to bang the neighbor boy. He’s given three women screaming orgasms this week alone.
Also, my apartment walls are too thin
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