I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
thanks for being my friend even though im irresponsible with my vagina
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Better skin, bigger boobs.. Birth control is INCREASING my chance of getting pregnant because people actually want to have sex with me now.
I woke up face down on my laptop with three windows open: itunes, chat roulette and redtube
It's not weird mascara. I just have puke crusted on my eyelashes.
I just spent 10 min explaining to my mom how orange is a strange color. I think she knows
I woke up today in my boxers hugging a log and realized that I think I've gotten close enough to nature. I really need to stop doing shrooms with you
I can tell right now that knowing you will either be really fun or ruin my life
I sent him a tit pic with the caption, "Mt. Arie and Mt. Hola are ready for expedition." Too nerdy?
We had sex and then I offered him a cookie...while he was still inside of me. Basically he's in love
I just put Gatorade in my wine, cause electrolytes, you know.
I think he's like Cher he's going to live forever but not as scary looking
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
one week and then i'm back on the sexual grind. a party is being planned in my vagina's honor
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