Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
morning after pill = breakfast in bed
i hope someone procrastinates by putting up the pics up...
sarah said she can't even post all of hers due to facebook indecency rules
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
i seriously just licked my laptop for traces of blow from the other night
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
A guy in a banana suit just got the whole bus to participate in a call and response version of Bohemian Rhapsody. HERO
Let me get this straight, you're telling me to lower my standards? Even though last week you told me I don't have any..?
FIND ME A DICK TO RIDE THAT HOPEFULLY IS ATTACHED TO A CUTE PERSON AND NICE PERSONALITY
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED. Is it okay if I only get 2 out of 3?
The D is nonnegotable.
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
Sorry for prompting a philosophical penis discussion at 10:45 on a Friday night.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
2 weeks shy of 25 and all I’m wishing for is a secret admirer who pulls my trash cans to the curb Wednesday morning for me because I always forget to Tuesday’s nights thanks to it being dollar draft night at the local bar
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