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(678): View more from Georgia

I was just at the urinal, started to go, then farted, then said oh yea out loud, then heard someone move in the stall behind me

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(605): View more from South Dakota

So my boyfriend is on his way over and there is no time to wash the sheets from when I had his roommate over earlier. Put them in the dryer with a damp bounce sheet. Win?

(720): View more from Colorado

This is a whole new level of slut for you....do they smell ok?

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(815): View more from Illinois

I would seriously fuck her so hard, her contacts would pop out of her eyes.

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(917): View more from New York City

Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.

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(305): View more from Florida

I'm classy like audry Hepburn. Chugging wine out of the bottle on the way to the club. Shed do that. I know she would.

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