How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just spent an hour correcting all the grammar and spelling of all the 2pac songs on my ipod
Apparently, I showed up wrapped in caution tape and immediately jumped on the stripper pole and started making very sexual gestures at the birthday girl. We lasted ten minutes.
The closest thing to a sext that you will ever receive from me is a picture of pepperonis on Greg's asscheeks, clenching.
i sucked his cock and got snuggles in return. I'm the mother Theresa of giving in a relationship.
While running home from the bar in high heels I multi- tasked and sexted with Brent. Jesus.
That's why my New Years resolution was no more blondes. They're all bad news
I just set up a proportion to calculate how much Jolly Rancher vodka I can make with the limited amount of Jolly Ranchers I have. Finally, real-life application of math.
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
Did he hurt you? I have a crowbar I can beat his sorry ass with
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
They weren't kidding when they said "Go Army Strong." Best sex I ever had.
I fucked him on shrooms. His dick looked like a missile and he had snakes coming out of his ears. It. Was. AWESOME!
I think I'm the first girl to break a bed with a guy, without even having sex with him while doing so.
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