its amazing how hard it is to tell vomit from stuffing the day after
he was writing an apology letter to his liver in shakespearean english... That much fun...
No. I remember how loud you used to get. Trust me.
I seriously just washed my dick in a public restroom. That's how dirty last night got
critical mistake not lubing the nipples
Like I said I'm looking on the bright side. The bright side just happens to be filled with penis attached to hot marines
In the sauna. Drunk. When I close my eyes I think I'm a dog. Is that wrong?
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
I was up all night on suicide watch. Dave was wasted and tried to strangle himself. With his own hands.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
He said he cried as he watched porn yesterday; I'd say he's taking the break-up pretty bad....
Drake has all the answers
Tip of the day: Don't Amazon vibrators when your WHOLE FAMILY uses your prime account. There's dildo after dildo showing up in my "Related to Items You've Viewed" category on the home page.
I just ordered a five person drink for myself.... Right about now you should start saving me from myself....
dude, he literally lasted one minute. and i paid 8 dollars for cabs.
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