fighting downstairs. join me tonight to hear their makeup sex. also, let's make skittles vodka.
I hope i woe up in your car, or else i stole someone elses and slept in the back seat
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
i'm dressed up like the coppertone baby and being hit on a guy in a monk costume. the irony is not lost on me.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
i had a long naked conversation with the cop on why is everything fun illegal
More importantly this is sex weather and i am striking out
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
Nothing wrong with a few meaningless hookups. Keeps the mind occupied and the body satisfied
.... I'm on a random couch somewhere in Newark wrapped in a Lightning McQueen blanket
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
besides the unzipped fly, the black eye and the toilet paper on your shoe you looked really sexy today baby!
Somebody broke the sliding door, and someone ripped the toilet seat off the toilet. So yeah, pretty typical friday night
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