Goodnight my chunky, little, marshmallow muncher
Nope changed our mind. Decided your strange bacon like body odor wasn't what we want to smell tonight.
they're scary. like turkeys that ate nuclear fucking steroids.
i wish i could just hire someone to go down on me every night until i fall asleep
LA Sucks. The only way i can get laid is if i tell people im at a law firm that represent film producers.
And when they figure it out, they act like IM shallow.
I think we need to find a happy medium between fried food and dicks. This could end badly.
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I don't know at which point last night turned terribly, terribly wrong, but it was somewhere around Motel 6, specifically the parking lot.
I packed spaghetti and rum. But panties? Nah
He sent me a vid of himself jerking off. I hope his hands are the size of tennis rackets or it will be a very short date.
Ugh. I guess I'm crying loudly or something. My mom just came in and gave me milk, chocolate, a Xanax, and her weed "for the break up blues". Her ways of affection are so odd.
Great. I broke up with him before he could like my selfie, now I'm down a like.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
it's 1:30pm and i'm eating cheese while i sext. i need hobbies
Panties = found
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