so then she threw up in his asshole
yep..that'll do it.
if you can see her tanning goggle line that's officially a deal breaker
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
dude stop sending me pictures of your dick in weird places. i get it. you rock out with your cock out.
He was sitting cross legged outside his tent repeatedly hitting the ground with a hammer and shouting 'this.is.a.good.idea.'
I just want dick. Yours just gets priority because it is glorious
The calves of my jeans are covered in jello shots from Sunday, how desperate do I have to be before I start licking them?
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
someone who i have in my phone as thundercock just said he was DTF
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
He wasn't lying when he said he was immune to pepperspray. He pretended it burned for like 12 seconds and told the cops he was kidding he was alright. We'll be there soon.
This is love.
Which part? The alcoholic cupcakes or the lesbian st paddys day party?
My roommate just walked in on him eating me out ..happy finals week right?
masturbating on the freeway is more stressful than it sounds
Listen I don't care what it's called as long as it's drugs
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