I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
Yeah, but I'm out of licorice and there's no way anywhere near here will rent us all mopeds on a Tuesday night.
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
jungle juice + heels + stairs = broken arm
Thanks for getting me home last night.
No worries. I'll always be there for you, just like Mufasa.
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I was more concerned about the amount of mcdonalds fries on the floor around me than i was with my lack of clothes.
Dude you don't even know. I spilled the tequila and it took 4 people to stop me from drinking it off the table.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
foreskin is a definite game changer
Well I either feel like the fat girl or very accomplished because his bed is now broken in three places
i think you might have coined the term "slightly awkward pyromania"
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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