You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
its time to go be "that drunk guy nobody knows"....again.
it was great that she threw up because that made me the only one trying to hook up with her
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
New rule : you aren't allowed anything . Ever .
I told her I had the flu when in reality I did way too many drugs last night, haven't slept and don't want to sit through a 3 hour buisness meeting trying to figure out which voices are real and which are in my head
Cat. Why do you sit on things I need to use.
Because it is cat.
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
When the nurse referred to my vag as "your downstairs", I knew I found the perfect Doctors office.
his brother walked in while we were fucking on the couch, told me i had "lovely jugs" and offered to make both of us a drink
So shaving my butt whilst humming "be prepared" is now in my top five weirdest Friday night activities.
He was like, I wanna take it slow. I took off my bra And I was like, either we have sex now or you get out.
IM BACK TOGETHER WITH MY BF AND HERE YOU ARE SUCKING DICK FROM 2009
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