A friday without alcohol is hardly a friday at all
How do you get mayonnaise out of... well jesus it's everywhere, let's start with carpets
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Tonight just feels like one of those I'm going to lose a shoe nights.
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I need to have some sort of hot sex experience in a mask.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
How many other adults do you think have slept naked under the Winnie the Pooh blanket sober?
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
Booty calls should never involve the cops.
He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
My one regret (beside the inevitable shit storm that followed) is that now I can't fuck his cute friend.
She made me a smoothie in the morning.. It was vodka and fruit.
I know I'm not a hook-up kind of chick but he is a firefighter & an EMS worker. I felt like maybe I'd be a good person if I let a good person inside of me
We had sex to Hey Arnold, Rugrats, and All That. I feel like my life has come full circle.
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