I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
How do u explain cocaine to a 9 year old?
You ever get that 6th sense feeling in your dick like you know its gonna get sucked later?
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
They have chocolate covered tequila candy at work. This is not a drill. May be drunk by noon.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
It's not that I'm in love with her, so much as I would love to be her lesbian experience.
I just realized that in 3 weeks it becomes sad if I make everything into a drinking game. Fuck growing up
I just realized I haven't had a date or a potential possibility of a date in about a year. Then I realized I wanted to actually go on a date. But I'm sitting here getting high instead of being at a party. Life.
last thing I remember was someone walking in on me sitting in the bathtub listening and singing along to Britney spears "Till the world ends" on repeat.
Best thing I ever did was get a dog. She's like a living trip alarm to warn me of visitors while I'm masturbating.
This is why you are going on a date. To see if he is fun or if we need to shank him in the parking lot.
I'm a dude in a dress, who came to a party with Holly GoLightly, got hit on by Bambi's mom, and wants to do terrible things to Link. Halloween is weird
Your shirt... Was in my pants
Your shit was massive.
I'm not 100% sure how to respond to that.
If you were in a "who has the massivest shit contest", you'd win by a landslide.
Randomize
