Def gonna have stinky sex sometime soon. GOT TO! she has eligible friends for you, as well.
Btw the nut in my hair goes great with my outfit !!! :(
found a new level of pathetic. i watched a guy pick out cigarette butts from a jar that weren't completely finished. make sure you go somewhere in life.
he woke me up at 3 am to ask me where my plunger, a towel, and staples were. i'm afraid to go into my bathroom.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
boy from dating site added me on facebook. i don't know if i'm ready for him to see what a drunk i am.
He warned me he may piss the bed. I'm oddly okay with this.
had to go back to that apartment this morning to get my other boot. it was tacked to the wall
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
I'm just mad because I can't play gta5 all day tomorrow cuz I'll be in court testifying against a craigslist prostitute...
I'm like going proud parent over you doing drugs, this is so wrong.
The whole bar erupted and in happiness and confusion as I went on about pancakes.
I'm going to start using the hurricane naming system for my hangovers. Hangover Agatha is a real bitch today.
I'm not going to waste the next hour of my life writing a diplomatic email explaining that she's bitch. I have Parks and Rec to watch.
Sexual side note: sushi and cum do not mix well. That is all.
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