He spelled "beautiful" wrong in his text
I considered driving home in his mom's bathrobe until i realized i'd have to stop to buy cigarettes
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
just had to shower sitting down. i hope this isn't an indicator of how the rest of my week is going to go.
I showed that dick picture that your date texted you to everyone because you passed out and left your phone unattended. Your fault. Plus his cock was big so his fault too.
I want to die. Marc and I were making out in the hallway and fell into a fire hose in a glass case. It shattered everywhere. Everyone thought we fell out a window. I think I have glass in my back. Awesome.
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
I can promise you that this new years eve will rival the one from senior year when we got that exchange student deported.
5am update: in a toga seeing triple made out with both sexes
Oh my god. I just realized something amazing. If I get pregnant with a boy, that technically means I have a penis right??????
all i remember is walking in on u shitting and crying listening to shawty get loose. its safe to say this break up has taken a toll on u
Goodnight Shia. Goodnight Moon.
Yeah you're weird. You once told me you would by me a house in the middle of sex. Like as you were thrusting.
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
i told you i was taking the Metra Train, and you asked what type of drug that was.. so yes i believe you when you say you were fucked up
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