handjob tips. give me some.
so apparently mom and dad slept together on the first date
i guess it runs in the family.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
i thought they made a 7-hour walmart run, but they were actually in jail.
He told me that a camel appeared out of nowhere and it told him to quit smoking...
Listen, it's not like I meant to bust the window out. It just sort of happened. And I'm also sorry for stealing your dads bandanas.
When I eventually hook up with a resident lets refer to it as taking a hands on approach to my job
Last thing I remember clearly was, "ok, but if we're are gonna get drunk before class, there's no half-doing this"
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
There's a weed, money and oreo filled pinata promised for our party.
the last i saw he was butt naked on the top deck of the bus trying to conduct a drunken choir so i really have no idea
New goal find someone I love enough to use these Japanese pancake flavored condoms on
I only live four blocks from the bar but when you're hammered this walk feels like the journey through Mordor.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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