my vagina has a 5:00 shadow
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
we were dressed as cave people and he kept telling everybody i was so easy a caveman could do it.
As I was leaving the drunk tank the cop told me he had a feeling we would be meeting again real soon.
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
i dont feel like going...you don't know how much work goes into getting my whore on
Jail wasn't bad. Was poppin Xanax the whole way there
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
Haha, you avoided her at all costs. And then she shoved her tits in your face
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
His car is rigged up like the cash cab how am i supposed to not sleep with him
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
My vibrator turned on under my pillow when I was taking a nap this morning... I nearly shit my pants.
He was a half hour late. His excuse was that his brother knifed him right before he was going to leave. I didn't believe him until I saw the gauze.
I just bought two 8 Balls of Coke from the chick nurse that stitched my leg together in the ER after my bike accident last summer.
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