none of my boyfriends are responding right now, I thought I had enough to avoid this problem
He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
ugly people sure do ruin things
You know, I never expected to find myself with a roommate who I'd have to ask not to have sex while I'm in the room. And yet, here we are.
I just want to know who nailed the chicken nugget to the door.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
It hits you later. Like when you wake up on the floor under a puzzle later.
I want to get business cards and hand them to hot guys and say " hey if you ever want to like makeout and pretend it never happened call me"
It's hot as dicks out. Lets get drunk on the roof and make pterodactyl sounds at people.
Me and Jason had to grab your legs and arms and drag you in the house. You kept screaming "leave me for dead"
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
You kept licking my face. You said you were making sure I was real.
I’m not dating him for his personality. I’m dating him so I can steal his dog.
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