I think she heard me call her a fat skank. But she was to be fair.
The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
about to get into a hot tub with three cops. this cant go well
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
What a great world we live in when USPS can tell you that your drugs have been delivered.
Concert was great. Tackled the lead singer. Met him afterwards. He was cool about it.
Yes. No, I'm basically a superhero but with drugs. I'm robin hood. I steal from the rich (insurance and drug companies) and give to the poor (everyone I know).
I also like to call Halloween "Mystery Fuck Day"
I have so many plans for this weekend and sobriety is not invited.
I threw up in bed last night and tried cleaning it with oldspice and baby powder
McDonald's and a car nap. I feel kinda human
And Mike keeps telling Will that love at first sight is true and this is just a shit show. Help.
so i went to the bathroom and my thong was on sideways... i guess that solves the mystery
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