Well, she's an atheist who is addicted to the Sims.
Who isn't?
Ps what kind of horrible ppl are we that we both checked blackberries during sex and neither minded?
I am at a bar watching a rat tail get braided.
New swimming pool is best sex toy ever. We are pioneering the doggie-style paddle.
im proctoring the SATs right now and im still drunk from last night. i really wanna tell these kids that this fucking test doest mean shit and they will just be constantly drunk once in college.
Packing up everything in the dorm. Silly bands to unused condom ratio is ridiculous.
Woke up with 3 sports bras for underwear. Valiant effort drunk me.
I refuse to go to this wedding alone, or sober. Practice drunk-walking in heels and a Bridesmaid dress begins tonight.
I was just reelected president of justgotlaidsylvania
I can't be held responsible for another man's penis.
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
apparently ive been in a long term relationship for the past 1 1/2 years w/ out knowing
I know her cup size but not her name....
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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