but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
It's just like the Real World with babies
Vodka infused whipped cream. Shit just got real.
I'm not saying going to the volleyball games drunk on Tuesday night was a bad idea I'm just saying we shouldn't make a routine of it.
remind me again why lemons and alcohol in the crock pot is a bad idea?
There was an ice luge. Lets just leave it at that.
My lips are red and swollen. Solid proof that giving head is a viable alternative to lipstick and plumper.
It's called the eyeliner-blowjob correlation, read a science book bro
Anything you tell me within three minutes of an orgasm isn't even being recorded in my head.
Im eating these cheese filled pretzels. So good. Theres jizz dripping out places i didnt even know i had.
i just wrote an ode to an enchilada dorito. i'll need that pregnancy test now please.
She stopped laughing and kind of stared at the wall for a while. Then she did 3 somersaults and said she saw jesus. This weed is fucking fantastic.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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