i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
I almost got runover on the sidewalk by a car but wen it got closer it was a crackhead walking with the whole front of a car... bumper, lights and all... I love New York.
bad: friday night i tripped and fell outside my dorm. worse: i just found out i broke my ankle. worst: i was shitfaced and don't remember any of this.
Id love to say been there done that but im a slutty drunk not a stupid one.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
I wish I had a frozen water bed.
best. idea. ever.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I ate 12 cupcakes in less than 24 hours, so no judgement here.
Her dad high fived me on the way out the door. Not the reaction i expected after she came so loud.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
Blood work from physical was all good, apparently heavy alcohol use agrees with me
I think my ph in my vagina is actually off from the lack of sex I've had this break compared to finals week.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
Your dad was just slow dancing with the priest and holding a beer. Classic
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
Next thing I know her tits are out on my desk. It was straight out of a porno. What was I supposed to do I’m not made of stone
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