The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
Dood you jacked it to warcraft. you can't come back from something like that
she said and I quote "NO SOUP FOR YOU!!!" and closed her legs.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
His rich uncle has six months to live. I feel pregnant.
In between when I last wrote and now have screwed a Swiss guy on a hostel bathroom floor. Okay, real life?
He sent me a picture of myself smashed completely butt naked passed out on the couch and said "at least I'll have these memories"
I don't know but someone, somewhere gave someone a hand job and someone else was pissed about it...
YOU KNOW BRAZILIAN BOYS ARE MY WEAKNESS
You're breaking my sexual little heart
Some mornings I close deals. Other mornings I puke out my window while I’m driving down the highway
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
He showed his fake to the cop and was like "does the coloring look off to you?"
Howd last night go?
well he stumbled in my parents door drunk and then asked my mom if she was my grandma. Id say as far as first impressions go, he failed miserably
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