you fell asleep during kickboxing this morning
how does that even happen??
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
We videoed ourselves having sex... I now know why I close my eyes during sex
if you ever come into my room screaming for me to set up rockband at 4:45 am ever again i will kill you
It's offcial there's a Bobby Light radio station on pandora.
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
you're just mad cause i madeout with you while having a mouth full of chewed pretzels
He was more tolerable with alcohol in my system. I woke up to him squeezing me and telling me how he wanted to dip me in strawberry jam.
There was a slutty maid costume on the floor when I woke up, but the house was trashed. Either she's been fired or got promoted, I'm not sure which.
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Yeah if I don't text back. I'm eating. sleeping. Or lifting. Or drinking. Or playing call of duty. Like shit man
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
you hit your head on the sneeze guard and passed out at Pizza Hut they called the police
I was in a bad mood so I guilted her into giving me $100 on a weekly basis and now I feel bad but I don't know how to tell her I hustled her
Hahahaha. He sent me a dick snap in the lululemon stockroom. What is life. If this works out, this could benefit everyone....
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