Im watching he's just not that into you, eating way too much pizza, and feeling very single.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
i might have gotten away with it if "don't tase me bro!" wasn't the first thing i said when i rolled down my window.
I feel like I was just dunked in a tub of beer and then thrown in a giant dryer with rocks in it.
Now accepting hypotheses about how i managed to get a bruise between my boobs....
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
the outcome of this sandwich determines whether or not i do anything else with my day..
After Thursday my breakup "don't screw anybody out of respect" month will be over and I will be set loose. My pussy is purring with anticipation.
yolo... Doesn't that stand for 'shut the fuck up'?
Apparently we were just playing "bang a bridesmaid". I'm not sure if I won or lost...
Let me tell you how my drug dealer wants me to take his girlfriends little sister to jr prom
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
Who wants to play the "pick up your shit from our floor because you're not paying rent or dating either of us" game?
I am certain that you would be a mere freckle on the behemoth of slutty that has taken place at this complex.
Randomize
