so she finally agreed to being friends with benefits. not only did I take her virginity, when I woke up, she brought me French toast made with homemade bread in bed.
I worship thee.
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
West Wing DVD drinking game: drink whenever they waqlk around a lot. I LOVE POLITICS SO MUCH
I stopped understanding conversations unrelated to vodka two vodkas ago.
Yo. I have a shitload of cardboard. We have to build a smoke hut in the smoke room with a tunnel connected to a cat house. This way the kitty can join us whenever she pleases
We should have cut you off when you asked the can driver if you could ride in the trunk.
So my mind was like YOU ARE TOTALLY GONNA MAKE IT TO CLASS TODAY but then my body was all LOL NO YOU AIN'T.
You don't have a wife, you don't have a dog, and you need a new bong. Don't make this any worse than that.
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
I stood in my living room with two beers in my hand asking these said beers if they were going to drink each other. I then insisted that I would drink them and chugged both. Happy Halloween.
You went to a drug deal in a onesie.
So here's a brief summary of my weekend: last night I drank four glasses of Death Punch, grabbed the toaster, said "This is mine", put it in my pants and walked out the front door.
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
So I just got motorboated by my grandma…
Hi I am on my way. I stopped and got the cheeseburger you asked for. Are you gonna pay me back?
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