If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
I've heard so many rumors about me being taken home in an ambulance I'm starting to believe them.
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
Chilling. The soap was talking at one point if I rememeber right...
He wants to hookup..at the fair..this is our chance to leave him stranded with no clothes.
she pretty much pinned my hand to her boob "on accident" for like 10 seconds before she moved. Waiting the rest of the night was just a formality.
I'm not allowed back because I may or may not have insulted his beer. And the entire Czech Republic.
Today, my weed came in a pokéball. I officially love my dealer.
This ice cream is 10x better than the sex I had yesterday
i left you alone for two hours TWO HOURS & when i got back i had to rush you to the hospital because you were covered in Smooth Away pads & drinking the bong water..
Heyyyy, naked guy in your kitchen, can i ask you a quick question about a legal situation in pb??
I just made out with his twin, technically it's the same person..... Right?
And then I woke you by humping you to Lionel Ritchie.
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