you kept screaming i cant feel my vagina, it kinda killed the mood.
But like now everytime I pee I just think... wow I had sex with him on this toilet.
He got me an interview at his law firm and his boss asked him what he had to say about me. His response "He dates CRAZY bitches."
I think the best part was when you jumped over me naked.
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
If I don't survive tonitght I would like to thank you for the ricekrispy treats. I am majestic
Yea he doesn't really know about any of this yet but my game plan is to keep wowing him with my vagina and cooking skills. It's up too future me to handle the rest.
Bring me the dick of your room mate Alex and I will reward you in in skittles.
I'm not entirely sure what happened last night, but I think I dislocated my kneecap during an epic Mario Kart battle...
Well, maybe we can talk about it over a drink and some crushed up vicodin.
I'm standing up, for my all my brothers and sisters, and fighting against whiskey dick.
After we had sex he began to tell me the craziest places he's had sex. He told me KFC bathroom so I rolled over and went to sleep.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
He did a backflip because drugs
don't think less of me for this, but i'm pretty sure he did a line off my boob last night.
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