can a staight man not wear seersucker in this town?
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
Note: fake nails and fingering anus.... Not a good idea
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
She recited Pi throughout ever orgasm she had....she said it was a game she likes to play...how far she gets is how she judges her lovers...I am oddly turned on by this...
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
the creek. my friends left me at a party next thing i know im in a breaststroke relay race with a bunch of randos in the dark
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
this night may include but is not limited to : police encounters, wild animals, stomach pumping, and waking up in a field
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
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