normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Never have I ever before welcomed her period with such enthusiasm. She was starting to pick out baby names. She got me "What to Expect When You're Expecting."
I just hotboxed my laundry basket.
I wasn't going to take him home until I heard "hung like a water buffalo" then curiosity got the best of me.
Dude next time u fuck on our counters will u please let me know BEFORE I make lunch.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
My drug dealer just made me weigh out my own weed because he was in the middle of taking his law enforcement final
Must say, as a couple, she and I are thrilled that our pretend lesbianism has paid off.
Eric was just sitting there open-mouthed swallowing sake from that squirt bottle for so long the lady across from us leaned over to her kid and told him not to end up like "the big alcoholic one"
Summary of my night: made out with a complete stranger at a club dressed in the Geico gecko costume...
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
I have a mild substance abuse problem, but I'm still a functioning member of society. America.
I don't know what it is about this quarantine, but I have never written this much smutty fanfic in my life and I am loving it!
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