don't you miss dr. quinn: medicine woman? i do.
You should swallow it and be like the ticking crocodile. Only you play Still of the Night.
I have before 2 am pics and after 2am pics, which do you want to see first?
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
He sent me an email apologizing for sleeping with her...and by that I mean he sent a picture of his dick to my school e-mail
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
Some might say its sad that I am willingly picking up a coke habit to be the skinniest bridesmaid... I think it shows my great dedication and proves I should have been maid of honor.
Can I bring home a duck? Dead serious
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
Thats like me asking what you think of antisocial polish guys with mysterious rashes
The boys wrestled in the living room for the last condom while the girls chanted, "THE LAST MELON."
I WANT PIZZA BUT I ALSO WANT SELF ESTEEM
BUT LIKE WHO AM I TO EVER CARE ABOUT SELF ESTEEM
I just wanna suck his dick on my balcony ya know
I felt like I needed to shower with a Mr. Clean Magic Eraser.
Dear in laws. I am not spending any holidays with you. I dislike your company. A lot.
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