I just found a dead bug in my nose. if that's the worst thing up there im considdering myself lucky.
After she swallowed she let out a hurge burp. No BS. I'm the cock of the walk.
I think you have the wrong number. But at any rate, respect.
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
started her walk of shame as my mom and dad walked through my common room door...my dad held the door for her and told her to have a nice day
he proposed by singing a showtune... he might as well have had a cock in his mouth at the time
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i jsut feel off the bus, but its ok the driver let me back on. a woman hid her baby from me..
Do you know how difficult it is to give head to someone who's imitating Forrest Gump?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
alright. I just need to set some ground rules, no lighting me on fire, and no broken bones. fair?
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
CURSE YOU AND YOUR SEXY LOGIC
At about 2:30 i found you passed out in my closet with your face covered in cheese whiz
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